Playing Away

Fill in the spaces with names of football clubs in the English and Scottish Leagues. No team name is used twice, although teams such as Charlton Athletic etc. count as two words and therefore both could be used at different points in the story. One point is awarded for each correct answer with a maximum of 50 points available.

The sun shone Brighton the day we set sail for the Orient. It was a Wednesday afternoon and the Hull of the ancient ship was riddled with holes. As we sailed down the river which Leeds to the sea, we waved to the people leaning against the Millwall. The Crewe was made up of Scots and Welshmen and others of Celtic race. They were a rowdy bunch and after a heavy drinking session, I'm afraid they did Wrexham furniture, the exception was a young man called Bradford whose job it was to Stoke the boilers. He was illiterate, but won our Hearts with his Sterling efforts to improve his Reading .

However, he was sent to Coventry by the rest of the villans who had brought their own Arsenal of weapons on board. When he failed to do his job properly, they shaved his Barnet which meant he had to walk around with a Wigan. The voyage made my Motherwell as she had not been on holiday Forfar too long. The Ayr did her Chester lot of good. We landed Leighton in the day at the Southend of the Island. Our transport problems started when the Rover broke down as we travelled deep into the heart of the Forest . We had stopped where the natives Bury their dead, having let the Wolves take their pickings first. We met a group of Rangers dressed in Lincoln green and wearing Spurs on their boots. Their leader a Dr Nottingham greeted us with a friendly Alloa . They fetched a replacement part for our vehicle and said that it would just Lincoln .

They were clearly City people on the island as they spent their days trying to catch dark fish in the Blackpool and trying, unsuccessfully, to get fresh milk from a herd of cows who did like like their Huddersfield . We Preston regardlesss, heading for the home of the island monarch, Queen of the South . She was very upset as her Crystal Palace had been destroyed after a riot at the local Amazon versus Warriors Athletics . The riot broke out after the Amazons accused the Warriors of giving her Diamonds whilst swapping shirts at the end of the match. While her Newcastle was being built, she was forced to live in a sumptuous Villa . We eventually found the stolen money and put the Luton the ship and set sail for home, determined to put it in the Halifax . That night we celebrated with with red Leicester cheese, some very Oldham, Dundee cake and some Chelsea sticky buns, which made us very ill.